Syrupy sweet and attentive to your needs as she sees fit
She births children into her heavenly realm
Her children hold your name
She blinds you and pulls you in
She has complete control over you
She stagnates your life
Everything goes at her pace 
She steals all your time
Her teeth are sharp – each one of them are fangs
She wears an aged wedding dress with pride
She has been throughout many generations
She feeds you in your dreams and keeps you wanting for more

The quicker you divorce her the better off you’ll be